Internet Poker

Now that I am graduated, and well on my way to considerable length unemployment, I need to find a logical way to make money, so I obviously turned to internet poker, the most noble of all internet gambling sites. I of course, like so many others are shocked by the coincidence that I started playing poker shortly after it became so popular on television. The television influence obviously had no bearing on my poker playing, but isn't it odd that they coincided? Anyhow, poker is a great way to make money with no risk of losing any money, if you lose even one hand of poker, you must be an idiot. This poker thing is definitely the most fool-proof business venture of this or any millennia. (please disregard the previous two sentences). Anyway, I don't make much money online poker style. But I do make some. I have signed up for just over a week (on this, my second stint) and I have made about 20 dollars so far. Twenty dollars a week! This is a very consistent income I can certainly live off. The best part about internet poker shadows what is so great about the regular internet, a sense of anonymity. That is a great thing, you can play with a different style each time you play, and people won't generally recognize you because you are only identified by a screen name. This way, when I play I can insult people mercilessly one game, and the next, I can remain silent. I can bluff a ton of times in one game and the next play as tight as (insert off-color unlikely here). It is great, it is fun, and most importantly, you don't have to make any face to face human contact. Hell, I can play naked and no one will even know, unless I leave the door open and Aris walks by, but, that's his gain anyway. In conclusion, I encourage everyone to gamble excessively, especially with off-shore poker sites where your money is nothing but secure. I love it, and I can probably beat you. The end.